?

Log in

No account? Create an account
QUEEN JADE #504719-6's Journal [entries|friends|calendar]
QUEEN JADE #504719-6

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[05 Nov 2009|01:19am]
WELL 2NITE I WAZ WALKIN * N DOWN MY WING N SHAKIN MY ASS 2 SOME FHAT SONGS FROM SEAN PAUL ON MY HEADPHONEZ. EARLIER 2NITE I MADE SOME MACKELEL CAKES 4 MY GURL N I PUT SUM MINSED ^ SLIMJIMS ^ IN DAT SHIT N SHE FUKKEN PULLED ME IN MAH CELL N WE STARTED FUKKIN RIGHT DEN N DARE!!!

ON DA ^ N ^ I GOTTA LETTER FROM DA PAROLL PANEL N DEY WANNA BUMP ^ MAH PAROLL HEARING SO IM GONE B ON MAH BEST BEHAVIER SO DAT I GET DA FUKK OUTTA HERE U FEEL ME???

WELL IF I GET OUT IM STILL GONE ^DATE DIS JOURNAL CUZ I CANT DITCH IT JUST CUZ I HIT DA BRIXX..
2 comments|post comment

MOTHERFUCKER!!! [03 Nov 2009|12:36am]
MAH FUCKIN BUNKY JUS TOOK A FUCKING SHIT N DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO DO A CURTESY FLUSH N NOW R CELL SMELLS LIKE ASS!!!

FUCKING TRIFLIN AZZ BYTCH!!!
2 comments|post comment

I GOTTA SUM TIME 2 KILL SO.. [02 Nov 2009|04:25pm]
I DICIDED 2 COME ON HERE N WRITE BOUT MY DAY.. WELL IN JUS GOT BACK FROM CHOW TIME N WE HAD CHEEZESTAKES WHICH WERE FUCKIN BANGIN!! EVERY MONTH OR SO 1 OF DA CO OFFICERS BUY US FOOD FRUM DA OUTSIDE WORLD BUT ONLY IF WE BEHAVE N DONT GET INTO FIGHTS N OTHER SHIT.. WELL ITS BEEN BOUT 6 MONTHS OR SO CUZ DIS FAT BYTCH NAMED ROWANDA ALANA MARIA PEREZ JUS GOT SENT HERE N ALL SHE BEEN DOIN IS STARTIN FIGHTS WITH PPL WHO WONT FUKK WIT HER IF U NO WHAT I MEAN.. SHE MUSTA THUNK DAT SINCE I'Z A WHITE BYTCH DAT SHED B ABLE 2 WALK ALL OVER ME N SHE IS RITE BC BESIDES MY CUZZIN JENE N MAH MOMZ IM DA 1ST WHITE BITCH 2 RUN DIS SHIT. EVEN DA BIG BLAK GIRLZ DEFENDED MAH HONER SO DAT BYTCH BEEN STAYN IN HER CELL MOST DA TIME CUZ AINT NOBODY WANNA HOLLA AT DAT VEGGIE PICKIN FLEA COLLA WEARIN SPIK BYTCH.. BUT SHE BEEN LAYN LOW N SHIT SO WE GOT CHEEZESTAKES 4 GOOD BEHAVIOR. 

WEL I GOT 2 OF DEM BC MY GURL WUZ SICK N DIDNT WANT HERS SO I 8 IT.. NEXT MOTH DA OFICERS SAID DAT DEY GONE GET US PIZZA N HOT WINGS WIT SODA N SHIT.  YO MAN DIS NEW WARDEN IS DA SHIT.. SHE NO DAT JUS CUZ WE ALL ^ IN DA CLINK IT DONT MEAN DAT WERE ALL BAD PPL.. SHES KINDA RELIGIOUS N SHE USED 2 B A NUN SO SHE B LEAVES DAT WE ALL DESERVE 2 LIVE HAPPY LIVES ^ IN HERE N 2 MAKE DA MOST OUTTA A BAD SITUATION SO DIS BID I BEEN DOIN IS GOIN BY A LIL BIT SMOOTH N I GOT BACK 2 DA PAROLE PANEL IN ANUTHA MONTH SO I BEEN ON MY BEST SO DAT I GET N STAY DA FUKK OUTTA HERE.. WELL IM GONNA STILL COME N VISIT MY GURL BUT WHO NOWS I JUS MIGHT WANNA 4GET BOUT DIS PLASE AL2GETHER N START MY LIFE OVA AGAIN..

WHUT Y'ALL DUN NO BOUT ME IZ DAT I GOT A KID N IM GONE TRY N GET CUSTADY BC MY BABY DADDY AINT BRING HIM 2 VISIT N DATS A VOLATIUN OF HIS CUSTADY AGREEMINT SO I'Z GONE FIGHT 4 MY BOY.. HIS REESON 4 NOT BRINGIN HIM ^ 2 C ME IS DAT I TURN IN2 A LESBEAN BUT WHO NOSE WHUT MAH SEX ORIANTATUN WILL B ONCE I HIT DA BRIXX!!!!

WELL GOTTA GO CUZ WERE GONNA WATCH BET N DANCE 2 DA NEW HOT ASS MISSY ELLIOT VIDZ DAT IS GONNA AIR 2NITE... FUKK IM SO EXSITED!!!!!
2 comments|post comment

[02 Nov 2009|01:32am]
WELL AIN'T DIS DA BULLSHIT!!! I WAS COMIN ^ ON GETTIN RELEASED CUZ I BEEN ALL ^ IN DIS JOINT FOR A MUTHAFUKKIN MINUTE Y'ALL!!! U FEEL ME???

NE WAY.. I GOT UP 2 DA PAROLL PANEL N YO DAT JUDGE WAZ A FUKKEN DICK!! HE TOLD ME DEY AIN'T LETTIN ME OUT 4 ANUTHA YEAR CUZ I AIN'T B MAKIN PROGRESS!! I SED 2 DAT FUKKIN BREEDIN-AZZ JUDGE YO BITCH U AIN'T MUTHAFUKKIN KNOW ME N WHAT I'Z BOUT CUZ WHO U IZ 2 JUDGE DIS FLY AZZ BOO!!!

I DEN AXED DEM Y DO U THINK THAT??? DAT B MAKIN ME FEEL SOME KINDA WAY!!! WELL LONG STORY SHORT MAH FUKKEN COUZIN JENE CAME IN HERE ACTIN LIKE SHE STILL RUNS DA DAMN JOINT N I WAZ ALL OH HELL FUKKEN NO!!! DUN DAT FUKKEN SHAMU WANNA BE FUKKEN FAKE AZZ HARDCORE DEVIL WORSHIPPIN BITCH NO DAT I'Z DA NUMBA 1 BITCH ^ IN HERE?  I'Z DA QUEEN B N DATZ Y I GOT DA QUEEN CROWN TATTOOED ON MAH NECK NEX 2 MAH BABYGURLZ NAME

WELL SHE WAZ ALL HAIL SATAN IM FUKKEN BACK IN CHARGE A DIZ SHIT!!! I FUKKEN FLIP ON DIS BITCH YO!!! I GOT MAH MUTHAFUKKEN INK PEN N RUBBED IT AGAINST MAH BUNK TO MAKE A SLIT IN IT DEN I TOOK A RAZOR OFF DA CO N STUCK IT ALL ^ IN DER WIT SOME BUBBLEGUM N I SHANKED HER SCARY ASS!!!

I AIN'T BEAT 4 NUNNADIS SHIT!!!!

NE WAYZ ON DA ^ N ^ I GETSTA BE WIT MY BABY GURL LONGER.. WE BEEN 2GETHER SINCE MAH LAST GURL GOT EXTRADITED BACK 2 CALI 4 SOME MURDER CHARGES N WHUT MY NEW GURL DUN NO IS DAT I STILL KEEP IN TOUCH WIT HER.

O YEA N 1 MORE THING B4 I BOUNCE ON OUTTA HERE..

O N 1 MORE THING B4 I BOUNCE ON OUTTA HERE... DA REASON Y I AINT BEEN ON HERE 4 A MUTHAFUCKIN MINUTE WAS B/C WE GOT DIS NEW WARDEN N DEY TOOK AWAY INTERNET ACCESS 4 DA CO OFFICERS N TOLD DEM DAT DEY CAN ONLY BROWZE DA INTRANETS ONLY 4 WORK N CORRECTIONS RELATED SHIT.. SO YAH DAT FUKKEN SUCKED CUZ THESE LAST 5 YEARS AINT BEEN NUTHIN BUT HEARTACHE!!! MY MOMS PASSED AWAY IN HERE N MY BABY BRUTHA JUST GOT EXECUTED..

BUT ON DA ^ N ^ WEN MAH MOMS DIED I GOT 2 BE DA QUEEN IN HERE SO I RULE DA WHOLE GODDAMN PRISON N AINT NO1 STARTIN SHIT WITH ME!!

NE WAY BACK 2 WHAT I WAS TALKIN BOUT WIT DA NEW WARDEN.. WELL DAT WARDEN GOT FIRED N DIS NEW ONE IS FUKKEN OFF DA HOOK!! HE SET UP A LEGAL LIBRARY 4 US 2 GO ON DA INTERNET 2 LOOK UP INFO FOR OUR CASES N FUTURE COURT HEARINGS.. ALSO SHE HIRED DIS HOT SHRINK BYTCH DAT WAZ TALKIN BOUT US HAVIN OUR OWN BLOGS N DEN I REMEMBERED I HAD DIS JOURNAL SO IM GONNA B ^ DATIN DIS THING ALL DA DAMN TIME!!!

WELL I'Z GONNA GO BACK 2 MAH CELL N C IF MAH BUNKY WILL FRONT ME SOME CANDY BARS TIL COMMISSARY GETS HERE 2MOROW NITE.  WELL TIME 2 TAKE DIS SHIT DOWN!!
2 comments|post comment

AIGHT! [20 Jan 2004|07:23pm]
MAN WHAT A CRAAAAAZY FUKEN WEEK ITS BEEN HERE! BUT THEN AGAIN LIFE IN DA PENN IS ALWAYS OFF DA HOOK! WELL I WASNT ONLINE 4 A FEW DAYS BECAUS WE HAD A HUUUGE SHAKEDOWN ON OUR BLOCK. I AINT GET DA WHOLE SCOOP BUT SOME BITCH MADE A SHANK AND STABBED DA OTHER BITCH IN DA SHOWER B/C SHE STOLE HER PEANUT BUTER CUPS OUT OF HER COMISARY! MAN BITCHES ARE FUKEN CRAZY HERE IM FUKEN TELLIN YOU! THIS PRISON SHIT AINT NO MOTHERFUKEN JOKE!

ON A HAPPIER NOTE ME AND MY G/F HAD DA GRATEST SEX EVER THAT NIGHT! SHE LIKES IT WHEN I EAT HER PUSSY AND MAKE DA STRAP-ON ABOUT 10 INCHES LONG. SHE SAYS IT REMINDS HER OF HER BOYFREIND RAULS DICK! SHIT MAN I WAS LOVIN IT WHEN I HAD HER JUICE ALL OVER MY FACE AND SHE WAS GRABBIN ME BY MY MULLET! MAN WHAT A FUKEN TURN-ON! SHE EVEN STUCK HER FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE I WAS FUKEN HER 2! WE HAD 2 STOP AFTER A LITTLE WHILE B/C OF DA SHIFT CHANGE WITH DA OFFICERS B/C THEY COME IN AND COUNT US 2 MAKE SURE THAT WERE ALL HEAR AND SHIT LIKE THAT. I WAS ALL SAD WHEN SHE HAD 2 GO BACK 2 HER BED. BUT I LAY UNDER MY COVERS AND SUCKED DAT STRAP-ON LIKE IT WAS A FUKEN LOLLYPOP!

WELL IM GONE 2 GO AND ENJOY DA REST OF MY INTERNET TIME AND HAVE FUN W/ DA OFFICER THAT LETS ME GO ONLINE IN DA FIRST PLASE. I FEEL BAD THOU. B/C I HAVE A G/F AND SHE DONT KNOW BOUT IT BUT I WANT 2 GO ONLINE CUZ IM BORED AND SHIT BUT I HAVE 2 EAT OUT THIS OFFICER ALL DA TIME 4 INTERNET PRIVELEGES. HOW SHOULD I TELL HER OR SHOULD I JUST KEEP IT A SECRET? I NEED ADVICE. SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW THAT I GO ONLINE EITHER B/C SHE IS AT WORK MOPPING FLOORS AND CLEANING KITCHENS.

IM SO FUKEN LOST AND CONFUSD
17 comments|post comment

[14 Jan 2004|09:16pm]
[ mood | horny ]

WELL I ONLY HAVE UNTIL 11 2 BE ON DA INTERNET BECAUS DATS WHEN IT'S LITES OUT SO LET ME TELL U MORE ABOUT MYSELF! UMM I AM LOCKED ^ IN DA DANBERY FEDERAL PRISON 4 ROBBIN A FUKIN BANK N THEN I STRANGLED DA MANAGER BECAUS HE CALED DA COPS ON ME! YO I JUST WANTED SOME FUKIN MONEY YOU FUKIN ASSHOLE!

SO ANYWAY, SO I GOT SLAPPED WIT A 10 YER SENTENSE! N I ONLY DID 4 YERS SO FAR. BUT DATS AIGHT CUZ I GOT A GIRL FRIEND WHO IS REAL GOOD 2 ME N DATS ALL I CARE ABOUT CUZ NOTHIN CAN TEAR US APART. HER NAME IS YUMMY N SHE IS 1 FINE ASS BITCH! WE PLAY CARDS 2GETHER ALL DA TIME! GOD I CANT WAIT TO DO DA 69 WIT HER TONIGHT MAN CUZ SHE BE LOOKIN SO GOOD IN DAT ORANGE JUMPSUIT! FUKIN HELL MAN. I STOLE SOME RUBBER GLOVES N A MAXI PAD FROM DA CO'S BATHROOM SO DAT I COULD MAKE A STRAP-ON 2 FUCK DA SHIT OUT OF HER WIT! YEAH IT SOUNDS CRAZY 2 YALL REDING MY JOURNAL BUT YOU TAKE DA MAXI PADS N STIK DEM IN DA FINGER OF DA GLOVE N DEN U GOTS YOURSELF A STRAP-ON!

WELL IM GONNA GO AND SEE WHAT DEY MEAN BY COMUNITYS AND SEE IF DERE ARE ANY I CAN JOIN 2 MAKE SOME FREINDS AROUND HUR!

DEN IM GONE 2 COOK SOME RAMEN NOODLES WIT SOME CHEESE WHIZ N SOME CHOPED ^ SLIM JIMS IN IT! MY GIRL LOVES IT WHEN I COOK A NICE CASSEROLE 4 HER AFTER SHE GETS BACK FROM MOPPING FLOORS FOR 3 HOURS STRAIT

BABY JADE

52 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]